Edgar Rice Burroughs Legends
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Our second wave of Edgar Rice Burroughs
Legends is for those
who prefer their fantasies of a more outlandish nature.
[Part 2]
John Carter, Warlord of Mars, comes attired in painstakingly
detailed straps and bindings. All faux leather and metal bands
are placed judiciously as to not interfere with ML style joints,
allowing for myriad contortions of the figure. Even the vinyl
rubber loincloths are hinged peekaboo style to allow unrestricted
access for the Mars conqueror.
And the Martians to be mastered are formidable indeed. The
male specimen is a full 10 inches measured to the top of his
bald head, more if one counts the large upward thrusting tusks.
He comes equipped with many instruments of pain with which to
inflict upon those of weak submissive nature.
The female Martian is an unauthorized perversion of the established
Burroughs norm. The estate would be appalled at seeing such
libertine exploitation of the Barsoomian fantasy. Hence she
will be offered only in select auctions. Endowed with double
the features and POAs of the average female ML figure, this
plaything will give ample opportunity for her lucky owners to
milk the secondary market.
What ecstatic heights of pleasure can be had from such toys.
The extra torso and limbs of these exotic aliens are sure to
inspire the collector to explore body positionings never achievable
before. One can only imagine the possibilities in the lighter
Martian gravity.
And so our principals bid you fond farewell. We do hope you'll
consider our Edgar Rice Burroughs Legends figures for all your
usual, and unusal, play.
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